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| Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US". | |
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| 22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes. |
| 21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. |
| 20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious. |
| 19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath. |
| 18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. |
| 17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". |
| Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds". |
| Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". |
| Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate". |
| Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". |
| Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway". |
| Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go". |
| Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four) |
| 16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out. |
| 15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs) |
| 14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 38 times). |
| 13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket. |
| 12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed) |
| 11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!" |
| 10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions. |
| 9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag". |
| 8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff. |
| 7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke. |
| 6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time. |
| 5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule". |
| 4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food. |
| Few more important |
| 3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival. |
| 2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads. |
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| Ultimate one: |
| 1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..." |
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