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| Team Baby | |
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| Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. |
| Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. |
| Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. |
| Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. |
| Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. |
| Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. |
| Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. |
| Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. |
| Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby |
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