Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower
and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly
under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other "valuable" programs such as
romance 9.9 and installed "undesirable" programs
such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2, and NHL 4.1!
Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.Try to enter the command
C:ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Guilt 3.3 and Flower 7.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to such
applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1
Please remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program
that will create Snoringloudly.WAV files.
DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another boyfriend program. These are unsupported
programs and will crash Husband 1.0.
It could also potentially cause Husband
1.0 to default to the program: Girlfriend 9.2 which runs in the background
and has been known to introduce potentially serious viruses into the
In summary! Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited memory and can't learn new applications quickly.
You mightconsider buying additional software to enhance his system
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Homemade Chocolate Chip
Cookies 4.5 combined with such applications as that old standby Lingerie 6.9.